1) It's starting to get cold out. You wake up alone, freezing in your California king size bed, and you wish you had a warm body next to you. 2) Two hours into his absence you receive a text from him stating "I miss you." Awwwww, what the hell... now it will be a long weekend 3) It's for football...I mean really, football. Time to start memorizing plays and calls...he'll be talking about it on the phone or Skype and you can't just smile and nod anymore. You have to sound intelligent while conversing with him 4) NO sex (seriously the WORST) did someone say horny? 5) If he makes it back on Sunday, you know what the rest of the day looks like...#footballseason
The Best...
1) The $$$$$ just starts flowing in...it's awesome. The options seem endless 2) A break from the bullshit. The husband is gone. No more bitching about how money is spent or saved 3) Ladies night can be every night (score!) 4) The TV remote belongs to you and only you! Real Housewives re-runs or The Bachelor marathon all day long 5) "Welcome Home" sex...pretty much worth it....after the game of course. Or, during halftime. It depends how long you can hold out, or how tired he is...but seriously, it's #footballseason
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